oh that was guerdwich? i thought i recognized him

tryin' to make it sound like the drake's verse from the song, bed rock... i don't think anyone got that.
today's answer was Chow Chow by the way, cha cha said it was purple. thanks.

so... umm... what the heck is the post about? ok so here is the deal, if you are from south florida, you may have heard of guerdwich montimere. he played prep basketball at dillard high school in fort lauderdale, and was an mcdonald's all american. he graduated in 2007.
if you are from odessa, texas, yes home of the friday night lights, but also to 16 year old high school basketball star, jerry joseph, you may have heard of of this district 2-5A newcomer of the year. well, coaches from dillard have heard of both of (them) and ... are you sitting down?... say they are the same person.

HWAAAT!?!?!?

same person? guerdy would now be 22. jerry boy is a 16 year old sophomore in high school. that is quite a stretch. but i do know some people who can't grow facial hair, six years wouldn't be to hard to pull. montimere's aau coaches in florida were at an aau tournament in arkansas, where the 16 year old "texan" was also playing. they called him guerdwich, and claimed he acted very strangely to that. one coach said he would bet his paycheck that jerry joseph and guerdwich montimere are one in the same.         

 (16 year old jerry on left, now 22 gueronimo on right)

i, frankly, find this story extremely hilarious. going up to someone and saying, "hey! you're name is guerdwich! you're 22!" guerdwich is such a ridiculous name. if someone called me that, i would punch them in the face. it's not funny. i don't blame the kid for changing to jerry joseph, if in fact, i believed they are the same person.

another kicker? u.s. immigrations actually looked into this. turns out this kid isn't guerdo after all, but he is haitian, and an illegal immigrant. now i don't know how the heck they found this out, i think it was fingerprints, i'm not gonna question the government, but this ordeal, just seems to get crazier by the minute. actually jerry, i'm not 16, i'm a horse.
apparently jerry was a survivor of a hurricane in haiti in 2008, and fled to florida. he then went to texas by greyhound, and is now living with the basketball coach in odessa, who is now his legal guardian. guerdwich's guardian? montimere was actually enrolled at highland community college, in freeport, illinois for a while, but left because he was doing very poorly in school. it must be tough being a manboy.
pending an immigration hearing, guery seinfeld is not jerry joseph. but jerry joseph is an illegal haitian immigrant. we will have to wait for the verdict... Finkle Is Einhorn! Joseph Is Montimere! Einhorn Is A Man! barf

finals, weak (vol. XXV)

wow. that's 25 in roman numerals if you didn't know.
finals finals finals finals finals finals. well, honestly i haven't had any yet. i have (3) tomorrow. one is just a meeting for my studio. also one on friday. ugh. then portfolio. dtb. down to business. lgdtb. lets get down to business. lgdtbtdth. let's get down to business, to defeat, the huns. you get where i'm going with this.
i'm so pumped that school is almost over. i've enjoyed sleeping in so far this week. i've also enjoyed not getting much work done this week as well. but not as much as not going to class.
and an early happy mother's day because i can't guarantee a blog, after today, so to all the mothers out there who read this blog, you know who you are, happy (pre)mother's day! and no my mother does not read my blog.
cool video fun time.

i'm feeling some dancing videos