Dream House Live Tweets

I actually forgot I live twote this movie, (the past tense of tweet, tweeted sounds incorrect). This was a forgettable movie however. It wasn't funny and it wasn't scary. CHECK IT OUT!




*Drew's Preview Review*
It's not catching on Drew stop trying to make it happen!

Tonight's live tweet feature is Dream House! Don't know much about it though, I'm gonna guess a haunted house. #DreamHouselivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 21, 2011

Of course there are creepy voices on the basement, it's a dream house. #DreamHouselivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 21, 2011

Oh, it was just some teenage cult worshipping some murders in your dream house. #DreamHouselivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 21, 2011

You mean you haven't heard about the murders in your dream house? They died in your room! #DreamHouselivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 21, 2011

I'm gonna sneak into the murderer's apartment. Surely this can't be a bad idea. #DreamHouselivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 21, 2011

Guys murders his family but gets 5 years and probation. Reasonable. #DreamHouselivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 21, 2011

Wait a second... He's the guy. The guy is him. His name is a number. What? #DreamHouselivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 21, 2011

#SpoilerAlert Daniel Craig stars in Shutter Island 2. #DreamHouselivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 21, 2011

Dream House just Secret Window'ed halfway through. #DreamHouselivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 21, 2011

Dream House, more like Nightmare House. Am I right? #DreamHouselivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 21, 2011

Wait a second, not its not, no he didn't. This movie has more twists than a 50s sock hop. #DreamHouselivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 21, 2011

It's like Secret Window and Shutter Island together except he was the good guy. And I don't mean that in a good way. #DreamHouselivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 21, 2011

Dream House was not at all what I expected. Go into it expecting nothing and pretending you didn't read this. #DreamHouselivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 21, 2011

Short, sweet, and not that entertaining. Sorry guys.

Spy Kids 4D: All The TIme In The World (Now in Aromascope!)

What a perfect movie for some #livetweets am I right? This movie had a scratch card that smelled along with the movie, which didn't make it any better at all. But Joel McHale was in it, and I like him, so that was nice. Also if you haven't noticed these tweets are embedded. So if you have a twitter account you can retweet these stupid tweets from way back in October! Maybe I should post these in a more timely manner. Let's get started with another Drew's Preview Review! Oh, is that not catching on yet? Who Nose!? (aromascope joke)

You're all in for a treat tonight. Tonight's live tweet movie preview is Spy Kids 4D! In Aroma-Scope!#SpyKids4Dlivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 14, 2011

Get your 3D glasses on and your Aroma-scope cards ready for the movie of the sensory! (Century) #badjoke #terriblejoke #offtoagreatstart

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 14, 2011

Jessica Alba is a pregnant spy. #countmein #SpyKids4Dlivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 14, 2011

This aroma-scope card smells like vitamins. #SpyKids4Dlivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 14, 2011

Jessica Alba plays a spy and Joel McHale plays a spy hunter, but get this, they're married! #ohtheirony #SpyKids4Dlivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 14, 2011

Stepmom got blue cheesed! #SpyKids4Dlivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 14, 2011

"Our stepmom is a spy?" #storyofmylife #SpyKids4Dlivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 14, 2011

Oh my god Alexa Vega... is old. #SpyKids4Dlivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 14, 2011

#5 on my aroma-scope card smells like chocolate pinesol! #spoileralert #SpyKids4Dlivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 14, 2011

#6 is a baby fart! #SpyKids4Dlivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 14, 2011

And #7 is a dog fart! What is going on? #SpyKids4Dlivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 14, 2011

Oh shi...taki mushrooms. #classic #SpyKids4Dlivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 14, 2011

Omg ginger spy kid did not age well. Time has done a number on him. #niceface #SpyKids4Dlivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 14, 2011

Glad this movie had time travel, kept me interested. #SpyKids4Dlivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 14, 2011

The news anchor is part turtle. Just trust me. #SpyKids4Dlivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 14, 2011

The last scent is a summary of the whole movie, it smells like crap. #SpyKids4Dlivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 14, 2011

I'm sorry that was harsh. This was the fourth best kids based spy movie I've seen. #SpyKids4Dlivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 14, 2011

In all seriousness, I love you @joelmchale #SpyKids4Dlivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 14, 2011