so i saw this sign on campus today and laughed. the united way just gave up. and i think the "thank you" sounded a little bit sarcastic, if you know what i mean...anyhoot, i decided i would talk about whistling, since its dead week, and after this storm comes-a-blowin' we will pretty much me dead. btw i work tonight, when the storm comes-a-blowin' i might have to sleep at the theater...
so whistling. it's like one of those things that the longer you think about, the weirder it seems. like, the longer you stare at a certain word, the more sense it doesn't make. like gauge, pronounced "gage"
so how do we know how to whistle? supposedly you just put your lips together and blow. well that just makes like a farting noise. some people can't whistle. but how did those people find out who can? its hard to think about. it's just something that you learn. i don't know if you can remember when you learned to whistle. unless it was like last month or something. but just think about this, if i suggested the tune of the flintstones, could you whistle that? go ahead.
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yea that's it. but if you didn't really whistle the tune while reading this, i'll give you another chance
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k? good? alright. how do we know where to move our lips to make a different pitch? that's like crazy! i bet if you listened to a song that you never heard you could whistle along with it. how do we figure out how to whistle these notes? well, i have a friend who thinks he can whistle but it all sounds like the same note. you loooove the monotone whistle.
whistling is very weird when you think about it. blowing air through your mouth to make a different pitch. and we can control the pitches too. i guess its like learning to play the trumpet or something. idk i thought about it too much and now whistling seems like a crazy thing. like if you read this post saying hwistle.
To Isaac:
Love, Drew

who is the person that hwistles monotone?
ReplyDeletei cant whistle, so i have never been able to remember the first time i whistled cuz i never have, sucks ik. Btw that is a terrible picture of megan. shes hot
ReplyDeleteryan kenyon looves the monotone whisle
ReplyDeleteand haha isaac