Final Destination 5 Live Tweets

A few weeks after the first live tweet event, I decided I would live tweet my next preview. This time I got my shit together and hashtagged the whole thing. I guess I wanted to get #fd5livetweets trending amongst my social circles. Here's live tweets from Final Destination 5.

Previewing Final Destination 5. Who is ready for some #fd5livetweets?

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

Why am I watching this anyway? Wasn't the last one called THE Final Destination? #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

The opening sequence was trying so hard to be in 3D, I feel bad for watching it in lousy two dimensions. #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

If this isn't Tom Cruise's identical twin, then all of these characters are going to cheat death and then die. #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

Of course the slutty girl dies, this isn't an after school special. #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

Champ Kidd just got tarred, medieval style. #meltingskin #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

Wise old black man knows death doesn't like to be cheated. He knows how to walk away whistling. #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

I would hate to have to choose between my girlfriend and following my dream of becoming a chef in Paris. #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

Who put that screw on the balance beam? #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

Candace just died in the most ridiculous way, I don't even... #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

That's what you get for stealing a dead man's massage gift certificate. #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

That wise old black man keeps showing up, suspicious. #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

They should call this movie Obvious Foreshadowing Destination 5. #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

"Eye" can't believe what just happened. #spoileralert #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

It was a laser. A laser burned her eye out. #spoiler #sorryimnotsorry #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

So many ways to die, so little time. #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

Tom Cruise lookalike got skewed. #terriblepun #imrunningdry #doesntmakesense #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

And it ALL comes back around... #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

Does the montage at the end mean that the series is over? #pleasesayitsover #thatsallfolks #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

Pooh Live Tweets

This past August, I started previewing films at the theater I work at on a regular basis. We have to "preview" them before we show them to the public each week. I decided to "live tweet" during the movie. This was my first attempt at what has become a regular event each week. Here is the first live tweet feed before it even was a thing. Enjoy.

Watching Winnie the Pooh by myself. Should be in for a good time.

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) August 26, 2011

Was that Zooey Deschanel singing the theme song? #winniethepoohlivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) August 26, 2011

Who names their kid Christopher Robin? #hesgottwofirstnames #rickybobby

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) August 26, 2011

How is Tigger the only Tigger? #endangered

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) August 26, 2011

Pooh interacting with the words on the page really took cartoons to another level. #poohlivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) August 26, 2011

Tigger is on crack, Eeyore is on some sort of downer and Pooh is addicted POTs of honey. I figured it out. #hiddenmessages

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) August 26, 2011

Tigger has to be related to Sylvester the cat, but with less spit. #poohlivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) August 26, 2011

Pooh just ate mud cuz he thought it was honey! OMG he's so crazy! He loves honey.

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) August 26, 2011

Can you tie a knot? I can not. So you can tie a knot? I can not, knot. Not knot? Who's there? #poohlivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) August 26, 2011

Man I wouldn't want to fall into a hole with Pooh. #doubletrue

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) August 26, 2011

Owl has been using Eeyore's tail as a doorbell! We've been looking for his tail all along! #spoileralert #poohlivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) August 26, 2011

Pooh just jumped in a car sized pot of honey. He's in #hunnyheaven #diabeticcoma

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) August 26, 2011

Wait, it's over? That was like an hour long?! Wtf? #poohlivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) August 26, 2011

Jeez I think the end credits are longer than the movie. #poohlivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) August 26, 2011

There something after the credits! Don't leave early everyone! #poohlivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) August 26, 2011

John Cleese narrated, Craig Ferguson voiced owl, and Spongebob was Rabbit. #thatsallfolks #poohlivetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) August 26, 2011