Final Destination 5 Live Tweets

A few weeks after the first live tweet event, I decided I would live tweet my next preview. This time I got my shit together and hashtagged the whole thing. I guess I wanted to get #fd5livetweets trending amongst my social circles. Here's live tweets from Final Destination 5.

Previewing Final Destination 5. Who is ready for some #fd5livetweets?

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

Why am I watching this anyway? Wasn't the last one called THE Final Destination? #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

The opening sequence was trying so hard to be in 3D, I feel bad for watching it in lousy two dimensions. #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

If this isn't Tom Cruise's identical twin, then all of these characters are going to cheat death and then die. #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

Of course the slutty girl dies, this isn't an after school special. #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

Champ Kidd just got tarred, medieval style. #meltingskin #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

Wise old black man knows death doesn't like to be cheated. He knows how to walk away whistling. #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

I would hate to have to choose between my girlfriend and following my dream of becoming a chef in Paris. #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

Who put that screw on the balance beam? #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

Candace just died in the most ridiculous way, I don't even... #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

That's what you get for stealing a dead man's massage gift certificate. #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

That wise old black man keeps showing up, suspicious. #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

They should call this movie Obvious Foreshadowing Destination 5. #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

"Eye" can't believe what just happened. #spoileralert #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

It was a laser. A laser burned her eye out. #spoiler #sorryimnotsorry #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

So many ways to die, so little time. #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

Tom Cruise lookalike got skewed. #terriblepun #imrunningdry #doesntmakesense #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

And it ALL comes back around... #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011

Does the montage at the end mean that the series is over? #pleasesayitsover #thatsallfolks #fd5livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) September 23, 2011