Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 Live Tweets

Geez, could that title get any longer? Anyway, third installment of the #livetweets or should I say Drew's Preview Review? Eh? I don't know if that will stick, I don't want to force it. Here is my commentary watching HP7. Sorry fans don't get too mad at me. I can't find a good magical joke to throw in this intro. Let's just start.

Im previewing Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows Pt2 tonight. Should I do #HP7livetweets or am I the only one who thinks this joke is funny?

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 7, 2011

Welp no one said not to but maybe yall are so indifferent you dont give a Scabbers ass. #firstHarryPotterjoke #offtoabadstart #HP7livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 7, 2011

Is it important to see the other Potter movies before this? Why do they all have wands? What is magic? #HP7livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 7, 2011

Ron looks like a ginger Jesus. #HP7livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 7, 2011

A bank with a roller coaster? I'd invest in that. #notajoke #stoptryingdrew #HP7livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 7, 2011

A bloody dragon! Cool. #HP7livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 7, 2011

Quickly finding out there arent a lot of jokes in the movie. I think Im gonna quit embarassing myself. You were right America #HP7livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 7, 2011

One last thought. Harry Potter does not look good shirtless. #thatsall #HP7livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 7, 2011

Cho Chang is a walking contradiction. #starbust #HP7livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 7, 2011

Not the Quidditch field! Oh the humanity! #HP7livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 7, 2011

Didn't Tonks just have a baby? Why is she fighting? She is no condition to fight. #HP7livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 7, 2011

No! Lavender Brown! You and Ron were perfect for each other! #HP7livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 7, 2011

Everybody's dying! Gahhh! I wish things were back to books 1-3! #HP7livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 7, 2011

Ooohhh, so that's why Snape has been such an asshole. #HP7livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 7, 2011

"I see dead people." -Harry Potter #HP7livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 7, 2011

Was that a barbecue dipped fetus? Nope. Voldemort. #HP7livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 7, 2011

Who wants an awkward hug from Uncle Voldy? #dracodoes #HP7livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 7, 2011

Um, Harry, you just broke the Elder Wand. Are you mad? #HP7livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 7, 2011

Harry did not age well. #understatement #HP7livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 7, 2011

That's it, the end of an era. And no one is awake to appreciate how unfunny I am. Thanks guys, it was fun. #HP7livetweets

— Drew Schlosser (@DrewVSchlosser) October 7, 2011