Friday, March 26, 2010

class is cancelled and i'm feeling random

my com studies class had "class canceled today" written on the board. so what do i do? blog.
i was just thinking... angel hair pasta? angel hair? that's weird. first off, the thought of eating hair is completely disgusting. second off, that doesn't sound right, secondly, if this was the hair of an angel, and assuming that angel hair is proportional to the diameter of a human's hair... i'm just assuming that, i don't know how coarse or luscious angel hair is, a human's hair is about eighteen thousandths of a millimeter. now if angel hair pasta is as thick as it is, that would mean that this angel who donated their hair to feed my family would have to be a giant. that's a giant angel, you would say. do angels eat their own hair? angel-cannibalism? i'm thinking too much into this
a huge angel. and you're eating it's hair. wow. but it's delicious so i wouldn't care.
i also saw this documentary recently by chris rock called, Good Hair. did you know that fake hair is a 50 million dollar industry? actually it may be different but it's a multi-million dollar industry and i forgot the number. mostly paid for by the black community. hair for weaves and such largely comes from india, where, get this, hair is one of their largest exports! there is also a religious ritual where women donate their hair to god. they grow it out about a minimum of 10 to 14 inches in length and have a big celebration. then they shave their heads. it's pretty crazy. angel hair pasta. donating hair to god? relation? i wouldn't eat indian hair though.

3 comments:

  1. I have always thought angel hair was a weird name too.

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  2. haha look at the comments on the picture about Good Hair. They both say "hilarious".

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